NBA Finals Game 3 Predictions

My guess is Danny Green and Neal both have big three point shooting games for the Spurs.  Ill say Green has 7 three pointers while Neal will probably have 6 threes.  Spurs win in a blowout.  Im guessing Lebron only scores 15 or so.  Just a feeling....

Game 1 NBA Finals

Well, the Miami Heat ended up finally sealing the deal on Monday with a blowout win against the Indiana Pacers.  That means that they will be playing the Spurs in the NBA finals.  Game 1 is tomorrow, so here is my prediction:

The Heat got a little rest, but that wasn't enough for Lebron and Wade.  They were too busy trying to figure out how to get their shooting percentage as high as the Birdman.  Their conclusion is bound to be the same as mine:  Its the Mohawk.  Lebron and Wade will have a quick hair transplant and be ready to go tomorrow.  However, they forgot to ask the Birdman what brand of glue to put in their hair so it'll stay up the whole game.  They decide to go with the Elmer's glue; a fatal mistake, as Andersen uses Gorilla glue.  They come out on fire in the first half hitting on 17 of 17 shots, but the glue wears off in the second half, and with hair in their eyes, they hit 1 of 22 in the second.  Needless to say Spurs walk away with a comfortable come-from-behind victory.